Your most embarassing moment

I was feeling terrible one night and my GF at the time had to take me to the ER. When I got there I was running a very high fever around 103. The Doctor came in and was asking a series of questions. One of the questions I remember was "Sir, are you "socially" active? My response as a proud independent wheelchair user was: "OH YEAH, I'm very socially active" as I looked at my GF with a big grin.  Doctor just kind of looked at me and went on to the next question.  To make a long story short, when the doctor left the room, my GF asked me if I understood one of the questions the doctor asked me?  I said, well, I think I did.  She said he asked if you were "sexually" active and you said "OH YEAH, I'm socially active!!!"    Needless to say, when the Doctor came back in the room, I could not look him in the face!!!  To this day, I blame it on the high fever!!!!  lol