Lighthearted Look at What the Experts Say/Do

Another occurrence from rehab:

When I saw the incontinence nurse for the first time there was also a neurologist. After listening for a while, the neuro-doc got involved in the conversation. She said she once had a patient who had such an impulsive urge (urge and overflow incontinence) that sometimes he had to do his needs even on the street. Once he was caught he had to pay a high fine.

If I wished she would write a doctor's letter which I could use to apply for a note in my driver's license so that something like this would not happen to me.

Absolute silence. The nurse's face was deathly pale.