Post by softballdad on Dec 22, 2020 13:15:54 GMT -8
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE QUADMAS
AND ALL THROUGH MY PAD
JUST MY CAT WAS PROWLING
FOR A MOUSE TO BE HAD
LOOKING BACK ON THIS HORRIBLE YEAR
AND WHAT COULD’VE BEEN
I HAVE TO LOOK FORWARD
AND HOPE TO NOT GO THROUGH THAT AGAIN
I FEEL VERY FORTUNATE
TO BE IN A GOOD JOB
THAT WASN’T AFFFECTED
BY THE COVID GLOB
THINGS COULD’VE BEEN BETTER
WITH A GOOD LEADER IN PLACE
BUT WE ELECTED A MORON
WHO HAS ISSUES WITH RACE
LOOKING FORWARD TO 1/20
WHEN YOU WILL BE ESCORTED OUT
WE WILL NO LONGER BE SUBJECTED TO
HEARING YOU SHOUT
YOUR ACCOUNT ON TWITTER
WILL BE SHUT DOWN
WON’T THAT BE NICE
YOU CHEETO-FACED CLOWN
I BETTER STOP RIGHT THERE
BADMOUTHING FATTY
SOME PEOPLE HERE
MIGHT GET A BIT CHATTY
LOOKING FORWARD TO 21
AND TRYING MORE NEW WEED
IT’S WHAT KEEPS ME SANE
AND IN A GOOD MOOD INDEED
PURPLE AND ORANGE
WONDERFUL BUDS ABOUND
ARE WHAT I HOPE IS IN MY STOCKING
FOR MY PIPE BOWL BEING ROUND
I HOPE YOUR NEW YEAR
IS FILLED WITH GLEE
AND DOES NOT INVOLVE ACCIDENTS
INVOLVING POOP OR PEE
BUT IF IT DOES HAPPEN
DO NOT FRET
IT’S JUST HUMAN WASTE
WHICH WE ALL HAVE YOU CAN BET
I WILL BE RESOLVING
TO READ MORE NEXT YEAR
WATCH LESS TV
AND DRINK A LITTLE LESS BEER
I NEED TO WATCH WHAT I EAT
AND DROP A FEW POUNDS
GET BUSY MORE WITH THE WIFE
YOU KNOW, GO A FEW ROUNDS
I COULD GO ON
WRITING THIS FESTIVE THING
BUT IF I RAMBLE ON TOO LONG
I WILL BE THOUGHT A DING-A-LING
SO HAPPY HOLIDAYS
MY FELLOW CRIPPLES
BE CAREFUL AROUND THE STOVE
YOU COULD BURN OFF YOUR NIPPLES
