Post by kilg0retr0ut on Mar 1, 2016 7:36:51 GMT -8
That would be in the" Hocus Pocus "thread, right next the occult and religion threads. 3wks. without a bowel movement is what I call full of, you know. Must have been painful, lucky you didn't blow your colon.
That would be in the" Hocus Pocus "thread, right next the occult and religion threads. 3wks. without a bowel movement is what I call full of, you know. Must have been painful, lucky you didn't blow your colon.
It was extremely painful coming out...I have a new appreciation of what my wife went through giving birth to my sons...and they were over 9 pounds with large heads!
Where exactly is this "Hocus-Pocus" thread you speak of? Or do you make mock of me?
Post by kilg0retr0ut on Mar 1, 2016 21:10:36 GMT -8
Mocking you like I would any good christian, but don't hold that against me, I'm a friendly Atheist. Others here practice, lets call it different types of mental delusion. I have a friend that reads Tarot Cards she may chime in, nice girl and I don't hold her beliefs against her. In fact I'm always interested to hear about new things so please if you don't find a good thread, please start your own.
Mocking you like I would any good christian, but don't hold that against me, I'm a friendly Atheist. Others here practice, lets call it different types of mental delusion. I have a friend that reads Tarot Cards she may chime in, nice girl and I don't hold her beliefs against her. In fact I'm always interested to hear about new things so please if you don't find a good thread, please start your own.
I myself am a Pastafariian and I have been touched by His noodly appendage in a most spectacular way so I'm thinking that now that I too have noodly appendages I have to spread the marinara. Remember: He boiled for our sins. Ramen!
No but seriously I am actualy a rabid Atheist so we have a lot in common. I will take your advice and start a thread about my dream. It's not as hocus pocus as you might immagine and it is an interesting part of my life that has dogged me for a long time. Even a synic like myself has to admit that it's an unusual coincidence. Hope to have some input from you when I get it going. I just need to figure how right now. I'm completely new to this forum stuff.
Woah 3 weeks hmalbet ?! How did you survive that?!
LOL you're a pastafarian eh
the survival wasn't that hard...the conclusion was the hard part. Literally! Incredibly painful. It was like childbirth. It was a boy and I named him Donald Trump. He's had a few brothers since and they're all named Donald Trump.
the survival wasn't that hard...the conclusion was the hard part. Literally! Incredibly painful. It was like childbirth. It was a boy and I named him Donald Trump. He's had a few brothers since and they're all named Donald Trump.
No I just caught that from your earlier post and was a bit surprised. In my case I had trouble knowing when I had to pee and what I thought was severe constipation but my bladder issue seems to have improved a lot and the constipation has subsided somewhat with regular stewed prunes for breakfast. A staple here at the clinic. I think back now and one of the first symptoms I had was peobably the constipation. After my first trauma but well before any other symptoms besides back pain (which I had been acustomed to for years) developed I had severe constipation. I wrote it off to the fact that I had just gotten off a plane and I always get constipated when I come to France from Canada. (change of diet; water; no herbal meds...I don't know) This time though it was much worse and way longer than in the past. When I finally went to emergency with unbearable back pains it had been three weeks since I'd had a bowel movement. Just an aside: where should I post a story about my prescient dreams I've had for the last forty years? I'd like to hear what others have to say.
Hi, I have also now arrived at 18 days without emptying my bowels and feeling very bloated. I have been taking 2 ducolax every night, 2 senna twice a day,, 4 ducosate a day, movicol and fibre gel on alternate days and still nothing except wind. I feel like I'm 9 months pregnant but don't even feel like I need to poop. Any suggestions? What did you take to make you go in the end? My gp gave me picolax to clear out to use tomorrow so I will have to spend the day in the loo as I can't feel when I need to go or when it's coming out.
Thanks to the info on this site I now know I'm CESR as I retain bladder and bowel and have to strain to pee and poop and have no sensation of being full or needing to go. I have Hever been told this by any hospitals or doctors in the last 12 years. Its so great to know I'm not alone with this.
loopy, please take an enema of just warm water. Please DON’t take epsom’s salt or glauber’s salt at this time. The reason not to take those remedies (at this time) is that, if you don’t immediately have a huge bowel movement that eliminates them from your system, then they are trapped inside of you, and your intestine can be damaged.
Excuse me, r0hbart, for jumping in like this. I knew a case where a woman in this situation had terrible consequences.
Another solution, loopy, would be going to a colonics clinic.
loopy, please take an enema of just warm water. Please DON’t take epsom’s salt or glauber’s salt at this time. The reason not to take those remedies (at this time) is that, if you don’t immediately have a huge bowel movement that eliminates them from your system, then they are trapped inside of you, and your intestine can be damaged.
Excuse me, r0hbart, for jumping in like this. I knew a case where a woman in this situation had terrible consequences.
Another solution, loopy, would be going to a colonics clinic.
Thanks for your warning, Vintage. I deleted that part of my post.